You want reality? You want the truth? Well here it is:

1) I am still in my yoga pants, that I put on last night to go work out, but instead went to the movies in, and its 2pm the next day. (P.S. The hubby and I went to see “The Other Woman”….IT WAS AH-MAZING! Like literally so, so good!)

2) I have 6 piles of laundry, that needs to be folded…and quite possibly washed again because of all the wrinkles.

3) I am not in my office, instead I am working under a heated blanket on my juice box soaked, fruit loop plastered couch.

4) I managed to order my vow renewal invitations today after months of trying to decide and hours spent making them perfect, only to realize I FORGOT to give an “RSVP BY” date for guests. Good times!

5) I killed all the plants/flowers in my house…because apparently Im a forgetful Nancy that thinks watering them only on the day I get them will suffice. It appears as though I need a cactus.

6) 10 WEDDINGS in one month starts on Saturday and I couldn’t be more excited….but this girl has prep work to do!!! Stretching and buying out the stores Advil and Icy hot supply being priorities # 1 and #2.

7) I am up to my eye balls in all things POWER RANGERS for my sons 5th birthday party this weekend…feeling old knowing I watched this as a kid, too! But today…its gotten way worse!

8) I am OVERFLOWING to things to-do that its beyond a to-d0 list and has turned into a “to-do” calendar since getting alllll of what needs to be done, will take at LEAST a month.

9) Someone needs to hide my credit cards, the online shopping is OUT of control. Damn you rainy days and planning a “vow renewal” in the Pinterest age!

10) I apologize for wasting your time with a senseless post…because lets be real again….do you REALLY care about this…and if I am writing this right now…is it REALLY a “day off”???

I hope you all have a productive day…far more than mine at least. Time to head to the local watering hole of mine to fuel up….Starbucks…see you in 20! : )